Welcome to the blogspot of Melbourne writer, Elizabeth Jane

Welcome to the blogspot of Melbourne writer, Elizabeth Jane

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

New Years Resolutions

If you haven't settled on your new year's resolutions, you may like to consider this little gem.


That's right. A book on Facial Fitness.  If you had a less worthwhile pursuit in mind: Stop right there!

Turn around.

Ignore the 365 Steps to Self-confidence.


And the Flat Belly Diet.


Ignore your racing blood pressure and your high cholesterol levels Forget that you have always longed to meditate. And that life-long ambition of playing the guitar.

It's time to head on down to the library and start tightening your smile.

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